Jul 06 2009
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Burn Notice is the new A-Team.
Jun 30 2009
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Jun 26 2009
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![azizisbored:
Paul’s stories from Pirahna 3-D are some of the craziest, funniest things I’ve ever heard. I’m sure this article will not disappoint.
paulscheer:
Here’s a really fun interview I did with Hunter Stephenson of /Film
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Exclusive: Hunter Stephenson Interviews Paul Scheer on Next Year’s Piranha 3-D, Its Surprising Connection to Jaws, Rambo-level Gore, and Nude Wild Wild Girls
/Film: In real life, the U.S. government has been ousted for breeding super-piranhas and dumping them into Lake Havasu to control the guido and Gotti populations. Is that the scenario in the movie?
Paul Scheer: [laughs] Here’s the thing: everyone is like “This a very original idea for a horror movie.” But it’s really not. The movie is actually a really effective PSA made by the government to let everyone know that piranhas really exist. And from this PSA, based on what I’ve seen, l can tell you that the piranhas and the government do not like people who wear Ed Hardy. People who wear Ed Hardy in this movie get attacked more ferociously than anyone else. And in Lake Havasu, you see a lot of hardcore dudes there with tatts and dyed-blonde hair and they fucking carry guns on their person. [laughs] So, it’s crazy because Alex Aja has such a great eye—especially for a French guy—he really gets spring break [in the U.S.]. He captures it perfectly, and it’s unbelievable.](http://2.media.tumblr.com/PSf8xFCTCp6ow6p2N9VYXbKUo1_400.jpg)
Paul’s stories from Pirahna 3-D are some of the craziest, funniest things I’ve ever heard. I’m sure this article will not disappoint.
Here’s a really fun interview I did with Hunter Stephenson of /Film
/Film: In real life, the U.S. government has been ousted for breeding super-piranhas and dumping them into Lake Havasu to control the guido and Gotti populations. Is that the scenario in the movie?
Paul Scheer: [laughs] Here’s the thing: everyone is like “This a very original idea for a horror movie.” But it’s really not. The movie is actually a really effective PSA made by the government to let everyone know that piranhas really exist. And from this PSA, based on what I’ve seen, l can tell you that the piranhas and the government do not like people who wear Ed Hardy. People who wear Ed Hardy in this movie get attacked more ferociously than anyone else. And in Lake Havasu, you see a lot of hardcore dudes there with tatts and dyed-blonde hair and they fucking carry guns on their person. [laughs] So, it’s crazy because Alex Aja has such a great eye—especially for a French guy—he really gets spring break [in the U.S.]. He captures it perfectly, and it’s unbelievable.
Jun 25 2009
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“ @sadbearhandbook Confirmation: Michael Jackson: Dead, Jeff Goldblum: Alive, Farrah Fawcett: Dead, Johnny 5: Alive. I repeat, Johnny 5 is alive.
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Twitter / Home (via louobedlam)
As long as Jeff is alive and Johnny 5 is gold-plated, everything will be okay.
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Seriously, if Jeff Goldblum is dead too, I will lose my shit.
Jun 22 2009
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a quick self-test for narcissism
napoleonsbattleplan:plainoljane:sometimesagreatnotion:
Re: Catcher in the Rye
- if you think Holden Caulfield “gets it” and sees through people’s pretenses, you’re a narcissist. Unless you are under 25, in which case you are completely normal.
- if you think Holden Caulfield is really just sad and alienated, but afraid to take the dangerous steps towards adulthood and meaningful connections with other people, then you are perceptive; unless you are under 25, in which case you are a perceptive girl.
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I have no need for that pretentious little shit. Franny and Zooey, however, are another story.
Jun 09 2009
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“ You’re kinda a cunt, Nikki.
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Julie, a commenter
Nikki Finke’s Deadline Hollywood Daily » VIDEO: Give It A Rest, Jimmy Fallon
(via skeetonmischa)
Jun 07 2009
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why you shouldn't get up to go to the bathroom when a veteran comedian is on stage
Dom Irrera to me: “Hey, where are you going, sweetheart? To another time when your haircut and glasses are still in style?”
Runner up: Jocular black comedian: “Hey gurl, you look like that geeky bitch gettin out of Scooby’s mystery van and shit, real talk!”
Should’ve retorted with: “No, all that sugar running through your fat Italian veins gave me diabetes. Gotta take my insulin.”
