January 2009
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Ten Films To Look Forward To In 2009
skeetonmischa: The Tree Of Life Written & Directed by Terrence Malick Starring Brad Pitt & Sean Penn Cinematographer: Emmanuel Lubezki Plot: The story centers around a family with three boys in the 1950s. The eldest son witnesses the loss of innocence. The Limits Of Control Written & Directed by Jim Jarmusch Starring Tilda Swinton, Bill Murray, John Hurt, Gael Garcia Bernal, and...
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December 2008
A few things I learned from the Emerald Bowl
A word of advice: when you are shaking Donna Shalala’s hand, don’t make eye contact. It makes her uncomfortable. When leaving the bars, always grab a limo. They’re only $15 bucks for 5 blocks! Homeless men on the Bart WILL do coke in public while holding several bags of weed. They will also offer you haggis. Cheer for your own team. It only confuses people when you are...
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A word of advice: when you are shaking Donna Shalala’s hand, don’t make eye contact. It makes her uncomfortable.
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A word of advice: when you are shaking Donna Shalala’s hand, don’t make eye contact. It makes her uncomfortable.
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ListenSlade - Merry Christmas Everybody As a Jew, I do...
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life has a funny way of evening itself out. I get a job, then I crash my car on the freeway and kill it. lame.
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I just tried a persimmon for the first time
cbeth: And it was great, until the inside of my mouth started to feel like it was covered with dirty shag carpeting.  Man, I love food, but I just can’t understand whoever decided that humans should eat these. With the Hachiya variety, the bell shaped ones, you have to wait until they are really really soft. Otherwise, you get that nasty pith shag taste. If you wait, they are like pudding. The...
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i take myself way too seriously, as i was told by...
drned: last night i went to R-BAR and met the wonderful and interesting tumblr user “hathaway”. she says i take myself way too seriously. and she is right. i am a walking meme. soon i will get old and die. this saddened me so much that i decided to blog about it. do i seek validation by means of the internet? or does the internet seek validation by way of me? am i Neil Young or David Crosby? i...
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