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2009

December 140
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August 112
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January 8

2008

December 18
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2007

December 2
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January
“Orange and black decorations? Is this Halloween, or...”
— - Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock (via...
Nov 1st
fuckyeahspace: This amazes me. The north pole of Mars is...
Oct 31st
nevver: Bob Dylan Comics
Oct 31st
Warch Watch
bestiesonice: In honor of Halloween, I give you - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah this shit right here,...
Oct 31st
Spoon announces new album, Transference
Oct 31st
jaystarr: caseydonahue: Ran into these guys on the...
Oct 31st
Warch Watch
bestiesonice: How to Find a Masculine Costume for your Effeminate Son Just when I thought today...
Oct 31st

Natalie Portman, I know you are smart.

yumwatch: natface: But this Top Chef is making you seem of severe diminished capacity. You...
Oct 29th
auspices: I haven’t seen the film but this is definitely...
Oct 29th

Heated

natashavc: Summer is a bear trap of sentimentality. But stepping out today, into that dreadful...
Oct 29th
Warch Watch
Oh hello, Twin Peaks. This is your neighbor, the Zombie film. You two should meet and make a baby...
Oct 29th
theshalom: Don’t ask Kobe Bryant, “How does it feel to win...
Oct 29th
auspices: (via teenagejesus) A-nal Rap-ist.
Oct 29th
Wilco at the Greek Berkeley, CA June 27, 2009
Oct 28th
walkwhilereading: Bret Easton Ellis on his work: On...
Oct 28th
Rodney Dangerfield had a cloned son.
Oct 28th
“When a whale dies, it falls down through the ocean slowly,...”
— Miranda July (via...
Oct 28th
nevver: Drawing Manhattan from Memory
Oct 28th
nevver: at the Crossroads
Oct 28th
(via blackpeopleonfacebook)
Oct 28th
(via jhermann)
Oct 28th
itsalwayssunny: Charlie: So look, mom, um, I kind come on...
Oct 27th
(via auspices)
Oct 27th

Costumes

jaystarr: Torlin and I bought our Halloween costumes yesterday. Torlin wanted to make fun of the...
Oct 27th
sharingtime: “Bill [Murray] got up in front of the audience of Gilda’s SNL peers [at her private...
Oct 27th
“Why are New Yorkers so convinced that so many things are...”
— I’m liking the questions being...
Oct 27th
danirrational: Good call, Ian. This is the only movie...
Oct 26th
Sleep well, Bradley. Sleep well.
Oct 26th
jhermann: via adamriff.com is this Falcon Heene?
Oct 26th
nevver: Now for something completely different.
Oct 25th
cfenning: Denver, CO
Oct 25th
yumwatch: 19 at Langer’s. (Pastrami, coleslaw, Russian...
Oct 25th
juliasegal: lotusmodern: Classic: Team Wu-Tang Clan ...
Oct 25th
Warch Watch
danhacker: David Spade’s DirecTV ‘Tommy Boy’ TV spot is shameless It was bad...
Oct 24th
paulscheer: New LOST poster at Damon Carlton and a Polar...
Oct 24th
nevver: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Oct 24th
Doomsday in Reverse?
Oct 23rd
nevver: Leopold and Loeb Someone should do a comic book...
Oct 23rd
nevver: Match
Oct 23rd
gleib: Yup, I finally made it. Congrats, Bill! Say hi to...
Oct 22nd
(via juliasegal)
Oct 22nd
stephenfalk: (via) douche.
Oct 22nd
“I think the competitive landscape one year from now is going...”
— Tectonic shift coming for...
Oct 20th
“Keri is so glad candace’s roomie showed me the website:...”
— Facebook update of a girl I...
Oct 20th
juliasegal: (via fivefifteen) Automatic Jonathan Swift...
Oct 20th
juliasegal: d3dk0w: lolitawasabrunette: (via...
Oct 20th
Arsenio C-Note Trone
Oct 20th
yumwatch: thephlipside: California coastline shirt. ...
Oct 20th
Bring it, Gorby.
Oct 20th
joshruben: labarceloneta: (via drspencerreid) Ah,...
Oct 19th
People.co.uk - Pulp may reform for Glasto...
Oct 19th
auspices: bowfolk: pinkoyster: “The people loved their...
Oct 19th
(via awkwardturtle)
Oct 18th
Warch Watch
juliasegal: tanya77:soupsoup: Some random executive on the set tries to direct Robert DeNiro. ...
Oct 18th
nevver: Spomenik Tiddly wink.
Oct 18th
nedhepburn: there is no place for the romantic optimist in this world. that’s fucking...
Oct 17th
melissa: Pursuant to meaghano’s deeming me a father...
Oct 17th
(via juliasegal) topical!
Oct 17th
nevver: London 2012 Pictograms
Oct 17th
maxsilvestri: “If we can’t live together, then we’re gonna...
Oct 17th
sharingtime: fleetfootedfox: myownmelt: taramarie:...
Oct 17th
imdeadanditsallmyfault: I can’t go buying condoms for every girl I meet at Hardees, Doug. If I had...
Oct 17th
digsyfinallyhasa: Zach Galifianakis wrestles Nicole in her...
Oct 17th
(via juliasegal) keep that pimp foot strong, d.
Oct 16th
danhacker: (via geocities) Brilliant! i seriously wish...
Oct 16th
(via juliasegal)
Oct 16th
nevver: Dead at 76, Factory Photog Nat Finkelstein Dylan...
Oct 16th
juliasegal: jonahray: I think the kids gonna be...
Oct 16th
nevver: Pump it up. If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger … ...
Oct 15th
nedhepburn: this is still the greatest picture of all time.
Oct 15th
thisisyourquarterlife: (via threeframes) Role Models needed...
Oct 14th
Warch Watch
Seriously one of the best skits from TV Funhouse, the short-lived Comedy Central show.
Oct 13th
Warch Watch
oldeenglish: charlietodd: Greatest sketch of all time.  Ask anyone. I’m with Charlie 100% on...
Oct 13th
bestiesonice: via petswhowanttokillthemselves: (via...
Oct 13th
Warch Watch
nedhepburn: grover explains it all. If you ever wanted to know what I was like at four, this is it.
Oct 13th
itsalwayssunny: Mac: Why did you get so drunk? Dee: Pft,...
Oct 13th
(via juliasegal) How to start a gang. Step one: Find a...
Oct 13th
Turn Me Loose by Loverboy has to be the best song ever, if only because of its involvement in two of...
Oct 13th
nevver: Posters
Oct 13th
(via juliasegal) The (Bat)man Who Shot Liberty Valance.
Oct 13th
goldenfiddle: This photo is like the “Californication” (the...
Oct 12th
Warch Watch
atencio: Black Dynamite Trailer I had no idea that Black Dynamite was coming out so soon, but...
Oct 12th
bestiesonice: Mo’ money, mo’ problems. Just don’t ask...
Oct 12th
Listen Listen
chickenpox: tesslynch: spoon — the way we get by
Oct 12th
danhacker: Clint Eastwood ‘Man With No Name’ by Darwyn Cooke
Oct 12th
Warch Watch
blackberryjewsqueeze: 101 to Vegas, 2009 aka Swingers 3.
Oct 11th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: ZOMG Here, Jesse.
Oct 11th
NASA may have to abandon the International...
Oct 11th
“Does Adam Duritz have any black in him? If not, does he want...”
— Joanna’s question she texted...
Oct 11th
auspices: bigfun: Lucien Clergue - El Cordobès après le...
Oct 11th

Why did Obama win the Nobel Peace Prize?

Because he isn’t President Bush? Seriously, why?
Oct 10th

The Office

northvillestate: mindgrapes: ohnoitsthecops: I don’t really watch The Office these days. It just...
Oct 9th
Warch Watch
It’s Fox Sports, not ESPN. Much better than dirt diving, for sure.
Oct 9th
goldenfiddle: No big deal.
Oct 9th
Warch Watch
Are you sure this isn’t one of those ESPN extreme sports commercials, like slap chess, or dirt...
Oct 9th
Warch Watch
jaystarr: WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE RE-BLOG...
Oct 9th
also, when you type “menschiest” into google to see if you spelled it right, this is...
Oct 8th

"Wait, what? I don't get this whole Drew...

spytap: drew: Totally understandable.   It’s been a busy past few days so I figured that a recap...
Oct 8th

Translation from the MUNI fight video.

TRANSLATION  Old Man#1(0:01 Beat that bitches ass. Old Lady#1(0:02): Don’t hit her. Chinese...
Oct 8th
juliasegal: I just lost my appetite. David Alan Grier...
Oct 8th
jaystarr: erniwalker: TONIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! None of my...
Oct 8th
Warch Watch
YOU ARE STUPID! FUNG YOU! this is the finest MUNI has to offer, people.
Oct 8th
lonelysandwich: “Chinatown” (1974) - 848 1/2 E....
Oct 8th
awkwardturtle: maniacalrage: Benin Empire Flag (via...
Oct 8th
(via goldenfiddle) I’m glad Rorschach didn’t...
Oct 8th
juliasegal: Scarface should have done a MTV Cribs episode…I...
Oct 8th
Warch Watch
vanmega: Late Night With Jimmy Fallon - Christopher Cross performs “Ride Like The Wind” backed by...
Oct 8th

T-minus 4 hours until Chez Panisse

sharingtime: But who’s counting? 3 hours, 59 minutes. k, now I’m jealous.
Oct 7th
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad revealed to have Jewish...
Oct 7th
nevver: Ordinary Finds
Oct 7th
(via awkwardturtle) I tried and I won!
Oct 7th
juliasegal: moldybread: Classic
Oct 7th
Warch Watch
jaystarr: mattbraunger: My new pipe-dream pet: Nigerian Dwarf Goats. Come on now. Just watch...
Oct 6th
Warch Watch
Oct 6th
Warch Watch
blackberryjewsqueeze: MY first week of work, this dude lookin’ like Samberg walks into my office...
Oct 6th
skeetonmischa: I’m really glad the straw skimmer hat never...
Oct 6th
juliasegal: PWN3D That cat just signed his own death...
Oct 6th
Warch Watch
lookmom: allthelatestmoves: azizisbored: Larry David on Hannah Montana LD KILLING IT EVEN ON...
Oct 6th
nice flower.
Oct 6th
Antonio Villaraigosa is following me on Twitter. My boring,...
Oct 6th
nevver: Woody, 1968 Cue the Yakkity Sax.
Oct 5th
catconspiracy: via jblyth.com Do you have to use so many...
Oct 5th
the one time the niners are completely dominating end, and they are nowhere to be found on tv....
Oct 5th
goldenfiddle: Not happy about the Kardashian sisters being...
Oct 4th
bestiesonice: Earlier I overheard someone telling someone else that you have to “fight for love”...
Oct 2nd
juliasegal: Who Watches the Watchmen Simpsons? The Watchmen...
Oct 2nd

Tips for Teachers:

yumwatch: Kevin: “Yesterday in math club I beat a kid at arm-wrestling!” Me: “Yesterday…in math...
Oct 2nd
Warch Watch
straight up copy of November Rain at 0:16! child porn at 2:06!
Oct 2nd
dontsprainyourvagina: We’re going to get killed this weekend...
Oct 1st