May 2009
May 31st
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May 29th
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NYTimes Magazine Preview - The Making of Zach... →
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
Tips to save Jon & Kate's marriage (from TLC's...
sharingtime: Go back in time and don’t use fertility treatment so you don’t end up with three hundred children While you’re there back in time, don’t agree to have your lives taped Problem solved. (idiots)
May 27th
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May 25th
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the three traits that will prevent you from ever...
nedhepburn: molls: Entitlement Desperation Embitterment All three of these things can be sniffed out a mile away by casting directors, audiences and peers. They are disgusting emotions that show weakness and lack of true ambition. None of these qualities are welcome in any other workforce and the entertianment industry is certainly even less tolerant of these things. Have I made it yet? No....
May 25th
May 25th
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“I love drinking. Hate people who don’t drink. Never met an interesting person in...”
– Jim Jeffries, from his new HBO special (via sharingtime)
May 22nd
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May 18th
South Beach, you fickle bitch.
A week ago, I was laid off from my temp job. In order to feel sorry for myself, I spent a (pre-planned) week in Miami. That town is nothing but fun, non stop fun all the time. I think I could get used to dinner at 9, hitting the bars at 1130, and bed by 5.  No I couldn’t. I got two hours of sleep last night. I am a wreck. Oh, South Beach, you unstoppable temptress of sweat and girls and...
May 18th
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May 18th
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yourkitchensink: A moderate earthquake occurred at 8:39:36 PM (PDT) on Sunday, May 17, 2009. The magnitude 5.0 event occurred 2 km (1 miles) E of Lennox, CA. The hypocentral depth is 14 km ( 8 miles) Via
May 18th
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Watching Tru Blood repeats on HBO is much more interesting than cleaning the apartment, updating my cover letter, or emailing out my resume to possible jobs. Much, much better.
May 13th
Forget not having a job, I’m going to Miami!
May 12th
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Why is Terry O’Quinn so goddamned good? How? Damn…
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May 6th
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