July 2009
June 2009
“@sadbearhandbook Confirmation: Michael Jackson: Dead, Jeff Goldblum: Alive,...”
– Twitter / Home (via louobedlam)
As long as Jeff is alive and Johnny 5 is gold-plated, everything will be okay.
Seriously, if Jeff Goldblum is dead too, I will lose my shit.
a quick self-test for narcissism
yumwatch:
napoleonsbattleplan:plainoljane:sometimesagreatnotion:
Re: Catcher in the Rye
if you think Holden Caulfield “gets it” and sees through people’s pretenses, you’re a narcissist. Unless you are under 25, in which case you are completely normal.
if you think Holden Caulfield is really just sad and alienated, but afraid to take the dangerous steps towards adulthood and meaningful...
“You’re kinda a cunt, Nikki.”
– Julie, a commenter
Nikki Finke’s Deadline Hollywood Daily » VIDEO: Give It A Rest, Jimmy Fallon
(via skeetonmischa)
why you shouldn't get up to go to the bathroom...
natashavc:
Dom Irrera to me: “Hey, where are you going, sweetheart? To another time when your haircut and glasses are still in style?”
Runner up: Jocular black comedian: “Hey gurl, you look like that geeky bitch gettin out of Scooby’s mystery van and shit, real talk!”
Should’ve retorted with: “No, all that sugar running through your fat Italian veins gave me diabetes. Gotta take...
