louobedlam:
I wanna be Elliot Gould when I grow up.
One of...
Sep 1st
nedhepburn:
dirtypreston:
walpaper:
Peterman just IM’d...
Sep 1st
yumwatch:
honorstudent:
Red shirt is VERY important
...
Sep 1st
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bestiesonice:
“Bacon is good for me!”
Best Wife Swap EVER.
Many thanks to Dave for the gift that...
Aug 31st
nevver:
Robert Frank’s Elevator Girl
Aug 31st
joshruben:
operationfailure:
(via kayfabe: adam riff)
...
Aug 31st
nevver:
Man with a Movie Camera
Dziga Vertov!
Aug 31st
auspices:
thedailywhat:
Alvaro Arteaga Sabaini: “Ziggy...
Aug 31st
I'm sorry. But if you are dumb enough to...
Aug 31st
Lee Marvin > Marlon Brando.
Just sayin’…
Aug 31st
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tumblangeles:
atencio:
90 minutes of the Station Fire in 24 seconds (by spiegelman)
Aug 30th
Google “Good news bear”.
Did someone else do...
Aug 29th
Hitchcock
Aug 29th
Noel Gallagher Says He's Quitting Oasis
Aug 29th
“Under Herzog’s direction, [Nicolas] Cage delivers...”
— source The iguana line has...
— source The iguana line has...
Aug 29th
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daveholmes:
WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. OH MY JESUS.
Aug 29th
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Bobb’e Says. All the wisdom of a 40 year old, none of the experience.
Aug 29th
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condicondi:
fuckyeahbacktothefuture:
moderation:
McFly!!! (via mcflyfkd)
Every instance of...
Aug 28th
nevver:
In the studio, Beck and Charlotte Gainsbourg
Aug 28th
danhacker:
There’s an abundence of khaki at this party.
Are there polo shirts and deck shoes, too?
Aug 28th
nevver:
All My Things, Black / VVORK
Aug 28th
(via creativeinspiration)
Aug 27th
itsalwayssunny:
Tommy: You’re ugly. Charlie: You’re ugly! ...
Aug 27th
“Say “yes.” In fact, say “yes” as often as you can. When I...”
— Stephen Colbert’s Address to...
— Stephen Colbert’s Address to...
Aug 27th
jaystarr:
If you’ve just finished a few levels of improv...
Aug 27th
And the last will be first.
Aug 27th
yumwatch:
thebronzemedal:
Locke poster by Allie Moss
...
Aug 27th
5. Last but not least, EAT LIKE YOU ARE ON DEATH ROW.
Aug 26th
4. Don’t forget to frequent the stores along the way!
Aug 26th
3. Sample the local notions.
Aug 26th
2. Sample the local cuisine. Especially if it is mentioned...
Aug 26th
1. Always bring sedatives for your more timid and anxious...
Aug 26th
Rules for a road trip to North Carolina.
Aug 26th
liana:
“It is perhaps notable that an anagram of MOGWAI is...
Aug 26th
auspices:
(via youmightfindyourself)
Aug 26th
danhacker:
James Goodridge’s unused poster for Quentin...
Aug 26th
nevver:
Dead at 77, Ted Kennedy
Aug 26th
Macy's made me sniff it's fingers.
Macy's lady: Hi welcome to Macy's.Me: Yeah, I spent $100 on these shoes I'm wearing here last month because I wanted to buy some shoes that were nice and would last and the heel fell apart this morning. I would like to exchange them.
Macy's lady: You can't do that.
Me: Why not?
Macy's lady: Well, you need a receipt.
Me: Your exchange policy on the register says that I can exchange these without proof of purchase.
Macy's lady: That is a lie we post, like a rape van disguised as a taco truck.
Me: Oh, well I bought them with my Macy's card so you should be able to pull up my card history and see.
Macy's lady: They have to be in sellable condition.
Me: I'd love for them to be in sellable condition, but they broke a month after you sold them to me. If they were in sellable condition, why would I be here?
Macy's whore: Well sir, you walked in wearing them.
Me: Of course I did. They're fucking shoes. What do you do with your shoes?
Fucking Bitch: We also don't know how they've been used.
Me: You got me. I used them to construct a Philosopher's Stone. I walk in them.
Fucking Bitch: Every day?
Me: We'll say every other day. About 18 days of walking. I could make shoes out of my self esteem that are stronger than that.
Soon to be dead woman: Well, do you see this dildo?
Me: Yes. It's pretty scary looking...What does that have to do with anything?
Quickly gaining the upper hand manager: Well, it doesn't feel very good forced in your ass, does it?
Me: Ow! No, it really doesn't!
Macy's lady: Good. Now get the fuck out of Macy's, queer.
Aug 26th
nevver:
Silvaplana, 1934
the arctic version of that lost...
Aug 16th
yourkitchensink:
amazing
roastbeastofburden:
via
Aug 16th
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That leap to the car stop, then the catch on the no parking sign, that’s tremendous.
via...
Aug 16th
walkwhilereading:
The home of Franz Kafka 1916-1917....
Aug 16th
melissa:
I threatened it. I deliver it. This is LEISURE...
Aug 16th
yumwatch:
danhacker:
‘District 9’ was phenomenal, so do...
Aug 16th
Pro Tip:
yumwatch: Shows at the AMC Theaters in Burbank are usually $6 if you go before noon (at least on...
Aug 15th
(via jhermann)
Aug 15th
How often does this happen?
Aug 15th
ucbtladcm:
Can you hear the whistle?
Aug 14th
ucbtladcm:
There…are no words.
I’ve just made it my...
Aug 14th
ucbtladcm:
Oz bought everyone ice cream. And love.
and...
Aug 14th
Tenacious D at the Largo 8/28 and DAVID...
jaystarr: catmansmuckers: bestiesonice: My head just exploded. !!! My head is sad due to...
Aug 14th
Tenacious D at the Largo 8/28 and DAVID...
bestiesonice: My head just exploded. !!!
Aug 14th
atencio:
lowindustrial:
/Film: Hack Directors Venn...
Aug 14th
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theduty:
Bobby Bottleservice talks to all the sexy internet ladies
what a star.
Aug 14th
daveholmes:
Pour out some margarita and turn on some...
Aug 14th
The most amazing thing ever.
Aug 14th
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nevver:
Les Paul “Playing with himself” - Thanks, Jim
RIP Les.
Aug 13th
walkwhilereading:
John Updike. Salon interview 2000.
When...
Aug 13th
yumwatch:
tylercoates:
It’s time to get rid of some...
Aug 13th
creativeinspiration:
Oreo Cookie Cookies
Sometimes I think...
Aug 13th
nevver:
Poetry N Lotion, Baskew
Aug 13th
“After Truffaut died, I heard that Jean-Pierre Léaud had...”
— Ok, Molly Ringwald, you’ve...
— Ok, Molly Ringwald, you’ve...
Aug 13th
nevver:
Tie Your Shoes
Aug 13th
dream:
cbeth: to spend a year living with a rural israeli family, learn to cook all the traditional stuff...
Aug 13th
creativeinspiration:
justbesplendid:
Devil’s Food Cupcakes...
Aug 13th
re-exploring my past
feelingsaregross: inothernews: misterhippity: In all the John Hughes eulogizing I’ve been...
Aug 11th
(via creativeinspiration)
dinner!
Aug 11th
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auspices:
Zach Galifianakis & Will Oldham reimagining a Kanye West video, Can’t Tell Me Nothing
...
Aug 11th
walkwhilereading:
auspices:nevver:
Vonnegut
Aug 11th
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Reclinerland - My New York
Aug 11th
yellowhat:
(via palahniukandchocolate)
True story: In my...
Aug 11th
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theduty:
What Happened In Albuquerque from The Goods
I’m sold.
Aug 11th
bohemea:
suicideblonde:
No, YOU’RE holding up the line!
Aug 11th
scanwiches:
Papa Lima Sandwich: “BLT Perfecto” Bacon,...
Aug 11th
“I’d like to say something to the sweetie in the yellow...”
— Tracy Morgan (via jhermann)
— Tracy Morgan (via jhermann)
Aug 11th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
“SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT...
Aug 10th
(via nedhepburn)
I need new episodes. stat.
Aug 10th
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Aug 10th
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Aug 10th
bestiesonice:
...
Aug 10th
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skeetonmischa:
The Wild Bunch
Dir: Sam Peckinpah
If they move, kill ‘em.
Aug 10th
(via fuckyeahads)
Aug 10th
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fuckyeahads:
Mark Watson.
An English Brian Hansen (wylt.tumblr.com) won’t go anywhere without...
Aug 10th
bestiesonice:
veganchameleon:
AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTO...
Aug 10th
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randyliedtke:
Spontaneous a capella version of For Emma by Bon Iver (Justin Vernon) in a hallway in...
Aug 9th
Lonesome Rhodes: A guitar beats a woman every time.
Aug 9th
Lonesome Rhodes: Marcia, I put my whole self into everything...
Aug 9th
jaystarr:
Billy Mays was on cocaine. I would have never...
Aug 8th
sarahluz:
I realized today that I had absolutely no idea what John Hughes looked like.
I know. I...
Aug 7th
nedhepburn:
hydeordie(via stephenfalk)
Aug 7th
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joshruben:
chriscantwell:
Thanks for everything, John.
Amen. You will be missed.
Sigh.
Aug 7th
saraliz:
RUMMYCUBE
many nights spent playing this one.
Aug 7th
LA to North Carolina
Which way sounds better? I-40: LA, Lake Havasu AZ, Albuquerque NM, Amarillo TX, Little Rock AR,...
Aug 6th
Paula Abdul has left American Idol...
(via sharingtime) best thing ever.
Aug 6th
lookmom:
yum
Aug 6th
(via commonpeople)
pimps.
Aug 6th
yourkitchensink:
Putin seems to be transitioninig from Bond...
Aug 6th
Zooey Deschanel Guest Judges on 'Top Chef...
Aug 6th
randyliedtke:
GPOYW At the airport with a creepy guy behind...
Aug 5th
goldenfiddle:
Bloom County Complete Library Volume 1...
Aug 5th
San Diego Chargers fine Antonio Cromartie for...
Aug 5th
“Recently a local voice-over actor booked a spot for Axe Body...”
— Theatre Bay Area I love...
— Theatre Bay Area I love...
Aug 4th
via woodenspears.com
She made Conan that much better last...
Aug 4th
dude you're totally leaving out the Police &...
Aug 4th
natashavc:
hortenseg:
crabbyalissa:hortenseg:(via)
Yes,...
Aug 4th
lookmom:
too good
bad dog.
Aug 3rd
joshruben:
criterion collection
what, no ghostbusters ii?
Aug 3rd
nedhepburn:
Orson Welles & Rita Hayworth pretending to...
Aug 3rd
nedhepburn:
stop all the downloadin’.
Ah, hell naw! Wazzup,...
Aug 2nd
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paulscheer:
Criss Angel Slices a Guy’s Head Off or did you just get MINDFREAKED!
whoopsies!
Aug 2nd
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atencio:
Who knew Bobby McFerrin was still alive an amazing scientist who can demonstrate neural...
Aug 2nd
Was 'Funny People', funny? Short answer:...
danhacker: Before you start reading this, take into the highest regards that I adore Judd Apatow...
Aug 1st