I'm sorry. But if you are dumb enough to think... →
6od: “A Los Angeles County Sheriff’s official says the two people in Big Tujunga Canyon tried to ride out the firestorm in a backyard hot tub and were critically burned. They were airlifted out by a sheriff’s rescue helicopter.” Lord.
tumblangeles: atencio: 90 minutes of the Station Fire in 24 seconds (by spiegelman)
samreich: Really cool-looking iPhone application for storyboarding. This makes me want to get an iPhone. Forget the video capability. Forget the touch screen. I want to storyboard on a 3 inch screen. On a separate note, why is it when I try to write something positive, it comes across as snarky and slightly asshole-ish?
Noel Gallagher Says He's Quitting Oasis →
nevver: Noel Gallagher says he’s leaving the British pop band because he can’t work ”a day longer” with his brother Liam. It’s nice to know that it’s always 1995 somewhere. / ICSNYCFMH Oh No! Who are Thom Yorke, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker going to fight with now!?
Under Herzog’s direction, [Nicolas] Cage delivers another in his roster of...– source The iguana line has just entered my lexicon forever.
danhacker: There’s an abundence of khaki at this party. Are there polo shirts and deck shoes, too?
Say “yes.” In fact, say “yes” as often as you can. When I was starting out in...– Stephen Colbert’s Address to the Graduates | Media and Technology | AlterNet (via heyjb) (via coreybrown) (via brendanmc) (via sussybuckets) So many great improv quotes on the tumblrs this morning! (via northvillestate) Something’s telling me I’d better start saving for improv...
Rules for a road trip to North Carolina.
Macy's made me sniff it's fingers.
Macy's lady: Hi welcome to Macy's.
Me: Yeah, I spent $100 on these shoes I'm wearing here last month because I wanted to buy some shoes that were nice and would last and the heel fell apart this morning. I would like to exchange them.
Macy's lady: You can't do that.
Me: Why not?
Macy's lady: Well, you need a receipt.
Me: Your exchange policy on the register says that I can exchange these without proof of purchase.
Macy's lady: That is a lie we post, like a rape van disguised as a taco truck.
Me: Oh, well I bought them with my Macy's card so you should be able to pull up my card history and see.
Macy's lady: They have to be in sellable condition.
Me: I'd love for them to be in sellable condition, but they broke a month after you sold them to me. If they were in sellable condition, why would I be here?
Macy's whore: Well sir, you walked in wearing them.
Me: Of course I did. They're fucking shoes. What do you do with your shoes?
Fucking Bitch: We also don't know how they've been used.
Me: You got me. I used them to construct a Philosopher's Stone. I walk in them.
Fucking Bitch: Every day?
Me: We'll say every other day. About 18 days of walking. I could make shoes out of my self esteem that are stronger than that.
Soon to be dead woman: Well, do you see this dildo?
Me: Yes. It's pretty scary looking...What does that have to do with anything?
Quickly gaining the upper hand manager: Well, it doesn't feel very good forced in your ass, does it?
Me: Ow! No, it really doesn't!
Macy's lady: Good. Now get the fuck out of Macy's, queer.
That leap to the car stop, then the catch on the no parking sign, that’s tremendous. via jimisland
yumwatch: Shows at the AMC Theaters in Burbank are usually $6 if you go before noon (at least on weekends). When’s the last time you remember paying $6 for a first-run show at a stadium-style movie theater? (This post inspired by tomorrow’s plans to see District 9.) nice!