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2009

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January 8

2008

December 18
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2007

December 2
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January
juliasegal: Who Watches the Watchmen Simpsons? The Watchmen...
Oct 2nd

Tips for Teachers:

yumwatch: Kevin: “Yesterday in math club I beat a kid at arm-wrestling!” Me: “Yesterday…in math...
Oct 2nd
Warch Watch
straight up copy of November Rain at 0:16! child porn at 2:06!
Oct 2nd
dontsprainyourvagina: We’re going to get killed this weekend...
Oct 1st
yourkitchensink: I don’t approve of Betty Draper’s new love...
Oct 1st
“We just…didn’t really do anything out of the box.”
— Kristin Cavallari, on sex with...
Oct 1st
itsalwayssunny: Artemis: I’m just a small-town girl… who...
Sep 30th
Warch Watch
theshalom: Chico and Harpo Marx play the piano It seems that when people do know who the Marx...
Sep 30th
goldenfiddle: awful plastic surgery I just noticed...
Sep 30th
northvillestate: “Lovefool” by the Cardigans was my very first Thumbs Down on Pandora. Perhaps the...
Sep 30th
I’m on a mission to watch every bit of source material Tarantino used for Inglourious...
Sep 30th
inglouriousbasterds: jessicacowan: Oh yes. Hahaha.
Sep 29th
(via juliasegal)
Sep 29th
paulscheer: Looks Like Crime has Been Down and Donuts have...
Sep 29th
louobedlam: via img.ffffound.com
Sep 29th
atencio: Best grave ever. (via Jeremy Catalino)
Sep 29th
(via theagonyofdefeat) 00:00:02. that was all. goddamnit.
Sep 28th
nevver: Midtown There’s a place for us, somewhere a...
Sep 27th
(via theagonyofdefeat) fuck.
Sep 27th
christinahaberkern: I wish I could sleep on a pillow with...
Sep 26th
Warch Watch
yourkitchensink: The commercial that helped teach an entire generation of kids who Aaron Burr was. ...
Sep 26th

one time, i saw a midgets vagina.

nedhepburn: allow me to explain. i was in my friends apartment, watching the television comedy...
Sep 26th
jaystarr: paulscheer: HOLY CRAP … MIGHTY BOOSH ACTION...
Sep 26th
Outside of Crashbar last night, some homeless guy had a...
Sep 25th
nevver: The Marquee
Sep 25th
juliasegal: seanorr: Andre the Cage (via...
Sep 25th
im talking some stuff that will make u be...
Sep 24th
“John Houston (sic) and I were doing an ad for whisky...
Sep 24th
juliasegal: uessai: (via sashley) BUTTS. Tail as old as...
Sep 24th
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jaystarr: SPF7 at Crashbar tomorrow! Here are some outtakes from our web series Low Stakes to get...
Sep 23rd
It seems to be, yes.
Sep 23rd
themanolith: LIST: 10 Manliest Geeks. Steve Jobs is going...
Sep 23rd
feelingsaregross: bohemea: waxandmilk: Before Dylan...
Sep 23rd
Kirk Cameron's 'Origin Of Species' Plan:...
Sep 23rd
Republicans Move to Block Network Neutrality
Sep 22nd
juliasegal: Oh…no. Please tell me this isn’t the new...
Sep 22nd
lookmom: allthelatestmoves: nmpnmp: (via...
Sep 22nd
Warch Watch
(via theagonyofdefeat) love the announcers ripping on these two.
Sep 22nd
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ewilcox: filmosophy2: Alfred Hitchcock suggests a cure for insomnia. - Sarah I’ll keep this...
Sep 22nd

Crazy Post Office Lady

I packed books in an old dog food box. the dog food is for overweight dogs, just go with it. Post...
Sep 21st
Warch Watch
no actual visual (or am i blind?) but the drums on this are SPECTACULAR.
Sep 21st
catconspiracy: via a951.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
Sep 21st
(via theshalom) ROFL. Oh, mercy.
Sep 21st
juliasegal: Worst show ever? or Best show ever?
Sep 21st
blackberryjewsqueeze: I don’t know about all the other...
Sep 21st
walkwhilereading: “…there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,...
Sep 20th
juliasegal: When  is the Criterion Collection DVD coming out...
Sep 20th
jaystarr: Wu Tang Clan ain’t nuttin to fuck wit why?
Sep 20th

I am a complete dork. Not cool at all.

I was driving through Burbank today with the gf and a little red sports car passed us, driven by a...
Sep 20th
creativeinspiration: Inside TBWA/Chiat/Day LA Office New...
Sep 20th
auspices: catconspiracy: via www.beautifullife.info ...
Sep 19th
nevver: Dali I know it’s Dali, but still… what...
Sep 19th
auspices: bigfun: ak47: florencio: | Lady Gaga Doing Lady...
Sep 19th
IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW, YOU’LL TAKE AWAY THE BIGGEST PART...
Sep 18th
Warch Watch
roesler, you are a strange man.
Sep 18th
You get your haircut. You don’t belong in Nashville.
Sep 17th
Listen Listen
nedhepburn: Spoon “The Underdog” no matter how many times i hear this song, it always sounds fresh...
Sep 16th
juliasegal: (via andafern) Don’t do it depression horse!
Sep 16th
sarahchristine: thomaswheatley/athensview: From the...
Sep 16th
Someone’s been using Calvin’s Duplicator without...
Sep 16th
nedhepburn: easily the best Swayze movie. i’d take this over...
Sep 15th
nedhepburn: easily the best Swayze movie. i’d take this over...
Sep 15th

a glass of cold whine

waaah! someone with a history of being rude and impetuous was rude and impetuous last night on...
Sep 15th
“Ummm when taylor swift got up to get her award and some...”
— Stephanie Pratt’s twitter....
Sep 15th
Christoph Waltz to be villain in The Green...
Sep 15th
jaystarr: The Japanese are only protecting humanity.
Sep 15th
juliasegal: Red Panda This is Jack Black without any makeup...
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
jaystarr: !!!! The magnitude of this just struck me, in a way that an Entertainment Weekly cover...
Sep 13th
It’s true, nothing ever happens in Blain.
Sep 12th

Where Jesse proclaims his love for the...

Lt. Archie Hicox: Now, about this pickle... we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only thing left for you to do.
Major Dieter Hellstrom: And what would that be?
Lt. Archie Hicox: Stiglitz?
Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say auf wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.
Sep 12th
walkwhilereading: Cormac McCarthy. UT student. 1959. [via] ...
Sep 12th
Anyone else in the valley feel that? Sounded like a…...
Sep 12th
inglouriousbasterds: (via fuckyeahchristophwaltz...
Sep 12th
juliasegal: Is this like when a guy blows himself?!?!? ...
Sep 11th
Warch Watch
awkwardturtle: thememegeneration: THAT IS THE WRONG WAY TO DRINK, CAT. YOU ARE A VERY INEFFICIENT...
Sep 11th
(via juliasegal)
Sep 11th
skeetonmischa: Artwork/Artist Rendering for the proposed...
Sep 11th
“It’s this crazy thing where you’re back there, and I didn’t...”
— Eli Roth, on preparing for the...
Sep 11th

Los Angeles Magazine.com agrees...Have A...

dragonboysuede: Reveiw of 8/28/09 Friday night’s 20th Comedy Meltdown at Meltdown Comics on...
Sep 11th
I will not read your fucking script
Sep 11th
awkwardturtle: Before and After !!!
Sep 10th
lonelysandwich: I DON’T KNOW Okay, yes I do. Recently, a...
Sep 10th
Food Trucks That Twitter (via LAist)
Sep 10th
nedhepburn: Ernest Hemingway kicks a can....
Sep 10th
Warch Watch
robhuebel: Here are some outtakes from ‘I Love You Man’.  If you like that kind of thing.
Sep 10th
spytap: I’ve got an hour to kill and LaRouche is here....
Sep 9th
Warch Watch
A Serious Man. First movie by the Coens featuring a jewish family.
Sep 8th
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dietcock: natashavc: dogsareadorable: Holy shit, this compilation of scenes from Vampire’s Kiss...
Sep 8th
auspices: (via hellaposer) Donald Duck is the Bear Jew!
Sep 8th

About those complaints of 'Mad Men'...

danhacker: There’s a vocal subset of people that are complaining that the third season of ‘Mad...
Sep 8th
The complete transcript to President Obama's...
Sep 7th
shitsngigglestheblog: Jon Hamm (January 22, 2009, Los...
Sep 7th
shitsngigglestheblog: Demetri Martin (February 1, 2006,...
Sep 7th
Dear Quentin Tarantino, Thank you for making an Henri-Georges Clouzot reference. That is all.
Sep 6th
danhacker: Eli Roth ‘Inglourious Basterds’ character...
Sep 6th
Listen Listen
skeetonmischa: “Un Amico” by Ennio Morricone from Sergio Sollima’s Revolver and Quentin Tarantino’s...
Sep 6th

5 Thoughts About Inglourious Basterds

jaystarr: 1. Christoph Waltz is the best actor on the planet. 2. Brad Pitt can do no wrong. 3....
Sep 6th
“Emma (Watson) arrived on campus (at Brown) via helicopter on...”
— Via Emma Watson, just your...
Sep 6th
nevver: Listen: Superdrag, “The Staggering Genius”
Sep 6th
(via theshalom) Somewhere a giant Segway is gathering...
Sep 5th
nedhepburn: patton oswalt in “big fan”.
Sep 5th
Sep 5th
(via boringloser)
Sep 4th
danhacker: The first theatrical poster for ‘The Bad...
Sep 4th
jaystarr: bestiesonice: Cruz Beckham: favorite kid ever. ...
Sep 4th
(via robhuebel)
Sep 4th
madmenfootnotes: Here’s to restorative weekends in Palm...
Sep 3rd
northvillestate: Does anyone here know the intersection at Laurel Canyon and Mulholland?  When you...
Sep 3rd
Listen Listen
ericklein: Pretend you’re blind, so you purchase San Francisco’s local daily paper in audio form....
Sep 3rd

Heat, Light, Water

yumwatch: When I lived in Santa Monica, we didn’t have air conditioning. No! It was a reliable...
Sep 2nd

Showz

jaystarr: Thursday, I’ll be reading an essay at Pinata. Here is a line from my essay: “But we...
Sep 2nd
nedhepburn: am i the only one looking forward to football...
Sep 2nd
xkcd: Anatomy Text
Sep 2nd
YOU’RE THE MEANING IN MY LIFE, YOURE THE INSPIRATION.
Sep 2nd
Two New Female Cast Members join SNL
Sep 2nd
saraliz: lookatthisfuckingjuggalo: “Warhol,” replied...
Sep 2nd
walpaper: a list of the most popular movies from 1984...
Sep 2nd
nedhepburn: heymikewaskom: Rob: You don’t look at the...
Sep 1st

Ugh, wtf Gmail?

sarahluz: graceinsmallthings: easilyportable: (via vneckandacardigan) YEA?! Is it down? I...
Sep 1st
anyone else having trouble logging into gmail?
Sep 1st
Warch Watch
LA to NYC time lapsed trip 7 days into 4 minutes.
Sep 1st