July 2010
WB CONSIDERING JON HAMM FOR SUPERMAN →
This is actually something I am not excited for, nor comfortable with. Solely for the fact that every actor who played Superman died tragically. I know, I know. Paranoid coincidences. However, I don’t want to see Don Draper in a powered wheelchair in season 6, and not just because they weren’t invented yet.
a bright wall in a dark room.: Reader's Request... →
OH, I JUMPED OUT THAT WINDOW A LONG TIME AGO
by Anais Escobar
Before I begin, I must confess that I wrote an entire version of this essay while dreaming, and my God was it good. The essay in my dream was about Gawker and new media and yellow journalism, and I woke up trying to capture…
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What I Learned Today: The Brain That Changes... →
is one of the most fascinating books I’ve ever read. It walks the reader through studies of patients suffering from neurological disorders to explain how our brains are constantly adapting. For a long time, neuroscience believed the brain was immutable – fixed - one part of the brain for each…
T.S. Eliot Fails To Make His Friends Discuss His...
alexbalk:
[Curtain rises on a party in a London apartment, 1915. The guests are standing around a table of food, animatedly conversing about art. T.S. ELIOT loudly interrupts at the mention of the Sistine Chapel.]
T.S. ELIOT: Talking of Michelangelo—
FRIEND: Oh, shut the fuck up, Tom.
[Curtain.]
ericmortensen:
A film student finds himself accidentally placed in an internship at one of San Fernando Valley’s most prolific pornography studios on the series premiere of Blue Movies. (via todayonbliptv)
Best Wiki ever
jhermann:
katiebakes:
hellofriend:
“On a cool, clear night, typical in Southern California, Warren G is traveling around his neighborhood, searching for women to have sex with. He’s chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.
Nate Dogg, however, has just arrived in Long Beach, seeking Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that...
thatjerkdan:
I’m sitting behind a lady with a Macbook Pro who I’m pretty sure is writing a spec script for The Shield.
Is that show even on anymore?
Maybe it’s fan fiction.
if you ever want to laugh and feel bad about yourself at the same time, follow dan.