June 2012
How aliens would describe the NBA draft
sharingtime:
“An event where a diminutive Jewish man tries to see how many black gentlemen’s hands he can shake in one evening. This is an important contest, as it is broadcast on live television and everyone is dressed up.”
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Watchdirectorscuts:
Iron Fists Trailer!
(via The Man With The Iron Fists - Red Band Trailer - IGN Video)
For Everyone Complaining about Aaron Sorkin's...
ecantwell:
Show me an artist/writer who has not re-used dialogue or images or music or gestures and I will show you an artist who has no obsessions—aka, a pretty shitty artist. You know who was an awesome writer and wrote kickass dialogue? Shakespeare.
From Hamlet:
POLONIUS: What do you read, my lord? HAMLET: Words, words, words.
From Troilus and Cressida:
PANDARUS: What says she there?...
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BUS YOUR OWN TRAY: Terrible Los Angeles Drivers,... →
spiegelman:
People who drive below the speed limit.
People who drive the speed limit in the fast line of the freeway.
People who stop in the lane that merges onto the freeway from the onramp.
People who stop for the onramp stoplight, even though they’re in the carpool lane.
People who stop at green lights.
People who stop twenty feet before the intersection.
People who don’t pull into the...
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FYI: Pixar's 'Brave' Was Not Very Good
danhacker:
As a film ‘Brave’ is generic and rather dull. As a tech demo for Pixar’s new hair textures it’s fantastic.
It’s all about the hair.
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Other names for San Jose, CA.
nedhepburn:
A Steely Dan song that never ends.
Meth-n-Technology.
Jean shorts: the city.
Not Fresno.
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Jen Kirkman - comedian: My 73 Year Old Dad On Why... →
My 73 Year Old Dad On Why Women ARE FUNNY
I was emailing with my dad last night and telling him about Adam Carolla’s comments that “dudes are funnier than chicks,” “they make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff.”
My dad is in his seventies, was raised in the working class town of Lawrence, Massachusetts in the 30’s, 40’s and 50’s and...
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