Crazy Post Office Lady
I packed books in an old dog food box. the dog food is for overweight dogs, just go with it.
Post Office Lady: What is this?
Me: A box?
POL: No, what kind of box?
Me: Cardboard?
POL: No, I mean, what go in box?
Me: What?
POL: What was in the box?
Me: Dog food.
POL: What kind?
Me: It’s for fat dogs. I had fat dogs. They aren’t fat anymore, because they ate the food.
POL: Oh, I mean what in box now.
Me: Oh, books.