Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? … Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
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Guy Fieri from The 22 Best Lines From Last Night’s Roast of Anthony Bourdain (via howto-kissdistinctly-american)
It’s not even a roast, it’s just all the dudes from the Food Network shit-talking each other. And no one shit-talks like kitchen workers.
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Guy Fieri finally gets something right.
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